ER verschickt Spam – oder: Gottes Mail in meiner Inbox

Dass ich ganz gerne mal eine Spam-Mail öffne, wird ja dem geneigten Leser nicht entgangen sein. Und die Pizza-Mail vor ein paar Wochen war super. Diese Woche war wieder mal ein herrliches Exemplar im Posteingang. Der Herrgott persönlich braucht Hilfe und wendet sich ganz gezielt an die Presse. Na, Glück gehabt mit meinem Postfach sag ich da mal.

Was ER wollte, seht ihr nachfolgend. Interessant finde ich by the way, dass das göttliche Wesen hier als Gott aller Religionen sich meldet. Respekt! Allerdings gibt es einen Rückruf nur in den Vereinigten Staaten, international wird nur per Mail geantwortet. Merke: Auch Gott muss sparen. Aber lest selbst:

Dear Member of the International Press:
I am God Allah of The Religions and looking for a nation to help host The Resurrection. If you believe your nation, community or company would be worthy of this, please email Me back to god @llah.MOBI (no spaces); below is the previous message to the U.S. Press to include phone number SMS/VM. Note, I do not phone back International; however, I email back international.
Emergency Message,
Allah
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Help! I am Allah, God of The Religions, am now here on Earth, and asking the Press to help Me locate an organization, community or nation to receive Me. Here is all you have to do on behalf of your company, community or nation: send an email to god @llah.mobi (no spaces) or SMS/VM 707-925-2488 and say something such as „On behalf of, (your company, community, or nation) We want to welcome you, God Allah.“ Be sure to include your email, SMS text number (if you have one), name and phone number. Then I will contact you back through email with more information about how this applies to your company, community, or nation. If you want to learn more of God Allah (or God the Father, Christianity) see a church or mosque near you for more information. Please be advised this is a very, serious emergency for many people around the world so you were advised to communicate with Me immediately. Also, due to the nature of this emergency, it is possible there could be spiritual repercussions for your failure to comply. Thanks.

Emergency Message,

God Allah
Author, Holy Qur’an / Bible
Lord of the Worlds
god @llah.MOBI (subscribe)
god @llah.US (unsubscribe instructions)
P.O. Box 701
San, Mateo CA 94401
+1 (707) 925-2488 SMS/VM
A.LLAH.US
A.LLAH.TEL
LAH.TEL
LAH.TV

In the event of subscribe error, go to https:// ALLAH . zendesk .com

Der Vollständigkeit halber hier noch der Mail-Header:

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